An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" The cowboy replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied
Santa was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car coming towards him and stop. Santa, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door and only then realized that there's nobody behind the wheel! The car starts very slowly. Santa looks at the road and sees a curve coming
The mother went shopping with her small boy. In the store, the grocer invited Sunny to help himself to a handful of cherries. But the boy seemed very backward. "Don't you like cherries?" the grocer asked. "Yes," said the boy. The grocer put his hand in and dumped a generous portion into the little fellow's cap, which he promptly held out. Afterward his mother asked him why he had not taken the cherries when first invited. "Cause his hand was bigger than mine" was the answer.
One day on a train, there were two small boys and a middle aged lady. She sat reading her book but couldn't help overhearing the two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling. "It would be spelt 'W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B'," the first boy argued. "No its not! It's spelt 'W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B'," retorted the other. The lady leaned over unable to keep to herself and said, "Excuse me boys, but I think you'll find the word is spelled 'W-O-M-B'." The first little boy looked at the other, and then back at the lady, and replied, "You know lady, I bet you've never even seen a hippopotamus, let alone ever heard one fart underwater!"