The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta.'It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass). You are fined Rs.50.' 'Sir, would I be fined if I called a gadhaa my guruji?' 'Surely not'. Banta: 'That's fine, Guruji!.
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral.
Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there. About two months later a priest saw the old man out there with his dog and decided to go talk to the old man.
"Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every day to visit your wife's grave and we just
There was a man called Joe, who lived near a river. Joe was a very religious man. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and he was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat comes along and tells Joe to get in the boat with him. Joe says "No, that's ok. God will take care of me." So, the man in the boat drives off. The water rises, so Joe climbs onto his roof. At that time, another boat comes
Dear Staff, It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer." That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange".