In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts. The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was commanded and the general boasted of by saying "See the guts !" Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German said, "See the guts." Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man, Santa and asked him to take five similar rounds. Santa promptly replied, "Am I your dad's servant?" At this the general proudly said "See the guts".
Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.
Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin milega, isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi.
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person." Imagine his surprise, when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. "This is fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really
Three guys - Santa, Banta and Ramta - are working on a high-rise building project. Ramta falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Santa says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Banta says, "OK, I am pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I will do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack of beer. Santa says, "Where did you get that, Banta?" "Ramta's wife gave it to me." "That is unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" Banta says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Ramta widow. She said, 'No, I am not a widow. and I said, Wanna bet me a six-pack?"