A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone
TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain? Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko. Charwaha: Ghass. Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass.
Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho? Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko. Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein. Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein.
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko. Charwaha: Pani se. Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Charwaha: Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se: Abey bewakoof admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai to mujhse bar bar puchta kyu hai Kala ya Safaid...??? Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai. Anchor: Aur kala? Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai.
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, the man from the back of the theatre yelled, "How'd you do that?"
"I could tell you, sir", the magician answered, "But then I'd have to kill you."
After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then. Just tell my wife!"
Santa and Banta went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Banta wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table. The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus.
"No thanks," said Santa. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee."
"I'll have black coffee too," Banta said. "And please make sure the cup is clean."
The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off in to the kitchen. Two minutes later, she was back.
"Two cups of black coffee," she announced. "Which one of you wanted the clean cup?"
Papa: Arre aaj tumhari mummy itni chup-chap kyun baithi hui hai? Son: Kuch nahin papa, mummy ne lipstick maangi aur maine galati se fevistick de di. Papa: (with tears in eyes) Kamaal kar diya yaar, God bless you!
Whats Checkmate? You tell your wife: I saw a lady, looked exactly like you. Wife asks: WAS SHE HOT?? You can't say 'No' and you can't even say 'Yes'.... That's Checkmate!
Wife: Where are you? Husband: I'm at Bank. Wife: Wow that's good! I need 20,000 for new Cell Phone, 5,000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics... Husband: Sorry, I mean I am at Blood bank, KHOON PIYOGI? KHOON ???
Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbands over tea...
One of the old ladies said, "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous..."
The other old woman replied, "My Billy used to do the same thing, but I broke him of the habit."
"How?" asked the first old lady, rather curious, "I've been trying everything and I've even consulted our family doctor, but to no avail. What did you do???"