Ladki: Bhai saab, is mirror ka kya rate hai???

Shopkeeper: Iska rate? Yeh sirf 100 Rs ka behanji.

Ladki: Aur is waale ka kitna hai?

Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 200 Rs hai.

Ladki: Aur Bhaiya iska kitna hai, ye jo red colour ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 1000 Rs hai.

Ladki: Ohh...!!! Itna mehnga? Kya khaas baat hai is sheeshe mein???

Shopkeeper: Madam ji agar aap isko 100 floor se niche girao toh ye mirror 99 floors tak nai tutega... arre tutega kya behan ji, isko kuch bhi hi nahin hoga.

Ladki: Wah, kya baat hai! Bhaiya 2 piece pack kar do.
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A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by idiots who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yoghurt. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents!!!
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A civilized fight between husband & wife...

Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are Then the Mental hospital is'nt so far.

Husband: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on YOU?

Wife: Roses are red Violets are blue Monkeys like YOU should be kept in zoo.

Husband: Don't feel so angry YOU will find me there too, Not in cage but laughing at YOU.
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Pappu to his Mom: Mumma... Main kaise paida hua tha?

Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.

Pappu did the same thing...

Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar box khola aur dekha ki usmein ek Cockroach tha.

Pappu (Gussey se): Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar dun... Par kya karu..!? Aaulad hai tu meri...!!!
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Santa: I am in big trouble!

Banta: What happened?

Santa: I saw a rat in my house!

Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Santa: I don't have one.

Banta: Well then, buy one.

Santa: I can't afford one.

Banta: I can give you mine if you want.

Santa: That sounds good.

Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the rat come to the trap.

Santa
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Do ladies ek aam ke ped neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi.

Tabhi achanak ped se ek aam neeche gira.

Pehli lady: Arrey... ye aam apne aap kaise gir gaya?

Is se pehle ki second lady kuch bolti, Aam khud haath jod kar bol pada: Behan ji itni der se aapki baatein sun sun kr mein pak gaya hun.
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