One night, Mulla Nasrudin's father noticed a light in his barn. He went to see what it was all about and he found Nasrudin with a lantern, all dressed up.
"What are you doing all dressed up and with that lantern?" asked his father.
"I am going to call on my girlfriend, Dad," said Nasrudin. "I have got to go through the woods and it is dark."
"When I was your age calling on my wife for the first time," said the father, "I went through the woods without a lantern."
"I KNOW," said Nasruddin, "BUT LOOK WHAT YOU GOT, DAD!"
Banta was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?" Banta, giving the lady an angry look, replied, "I don't know." The lady asked, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?" Banta looking angrier than before replied, "I don't know." The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?" Banta replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"
"Once Santa and Banta were going to Ludhiana. When they reached there, Santa got of the bus first, when Banta was about to get down, Santa said,""wait ,what is this,lying on the road?" "He picks it up on his finger and put it in his mouth " "Oh shit!,this is cowdung" Banta said, "Shukar kar paare(foot) nahi librya!!!!"" "