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An american born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it.
The guide replied 20 years. The American desi remarked You guys are lazy, in America we can build some thing like this in 5 years.
At Red Fort in Dehli he asked the same question. The guide reduced the period to impress him and said Ten years.
Only ten years The American Desi retorted: Did not I say you
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Usually a student is blamed if she/he fails to secure pass marks. But we, students, sometimes think that it is not the fault of a student if one fails because a year has only 365 days.
Sunday - 52 Sundays in a year (they are meant for rest and watching TV) the remaining days are 313. Summer Holidays - 60 days (weather is so hot and it's difficult to study). Eight hours of daily sleep, which means 122 days in a year what is left is 131 days.

An hour, daily for conversation
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At the hospital, there was a man laying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man.
Man said, 'Will I be ok, Doctor?"
The doctor turned to him and said, "Well there is good and bad news."
"Tell me the bad news", said the man.
"Well," said the doctor, "the bad news is that we are going to cut both your legs off."
"Oh my god," said the man, "What the hell is the good news?"
"The good news is," said the doctor, "see that man over there, he wants to buy your shoes."
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When Steve's power mower broke down, his wife, Anna, kept dropping hints about getting it fixed before the grass got too tall, but the message wasn't sinking in, and Steve kept putting off the repairs.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When Steve arrived at home one day, he found her sitting in the grass, clipping it by hand with a tiny pair of scissors.

Steve watched silently for a few minutes, then went into the house. Coming back in a few minutes, he handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the sidewalks."
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In the 1920s, Dorothy Parker was establishing a reputation as a witty woman with a sharp tongue (the actress Mrs. Patrick Campbell called her, "My pretty, pretty cobra"). At the same time, Clare Booth Luce was becoming a respected journalist and well-known playwright. While both women were highly talented, their numerous political, philosophical, and personal differences resulted in a strained relationship.

One day, Parker was about to step through a doorway when she came face-to-face with Luce.

As the story goes, Mrs. Luce stepped aside, extended the palm of her hand, and said coyly, "Age before beauty."

Parker glided through the door, saying ever-so-sweetly, "Pearls before swine."
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet
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