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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey'
and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved
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A boy on a date in a BMW CAR.

Boy, "Maine tumse ek baat chupai hai."

Girl, "Kya?"

Boy, "I m already married."

Girl, "Tumne toh dara diya tha, maim samjhi ki yeh red colour ki BMW tumhari nahin hai."
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Banta went to helicopter flight training, wanting to learn to fly that day. The owner agreed to him up, and instruct him by radio. He showed him the start up, and basic procedures, and up he went. At 1000 feet, Banta radioed, "I'm doing great! I love it! I'm really getting the hang of it!"
The instructor watched him climb to over 3000 feet, then watched in horror as the helicopter began a dive and crashed nearby. He ran over and pulled him from the wreck, asking, "What happened?"
He said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, until I got cold and turned off that big fan."
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One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation.

Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?

Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we're out in the desert.

Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes?

Father Camel: They're to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.

Baby Camel: I get it now. Dad, why do we have big padded feet?

Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking.

Baby Camel: Thanks, Dad. So what are we doing in London Zoo?
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Job Applicant: I'm looking for a job as a consultant.

Employer: I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants.

Applicant: That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor.

Employer: More than we can use already.

Applicant, as he is getting desperate: I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk. If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor.

Employer: It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications.

Applicant, as he stands up and angrily yells, Work for you? I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!

Employer: Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening.
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A priest and a rabbi were talking when the rabbi asked the priest about confession. "I have an idea," said the priest.

Why don't you sit with me on my side of the confession booth and hear it for yourself? No one will ever know.

A woman came into the booth and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned."

The priest asked, "What did you do?"

"I cheated on my husband."

"How many times?"

"Three times."

"Well
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