After Rajinikanth, Alok Nath, Arvind Kejriwal, veteran actress Nirupa Roy is the favourite troll topic for Twitterati. From her tragic roles in Bollywood movies to the various kinds of sons she has had on-screen to her ever-crying image, jokes abound on all aspects of her silver screen image.
1. Nirupa Roy's laptop has got WIDOW-XP installed.
Early one morning, John, who works at the local funeral parlour, woke his wife, complaining of severe abdominal pains. They rushed to the emergency room, at the local hospital, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain. John told his wife not to call in sick for him until they knew what was wrong. When the results came back, the nurse informed them that, true to their suspicions, he was suffering from a kidney stone. John's wife turned to John and asked, "Would you like me to call the funeral parlour now?" With an alarmed look, the nurse quickly said, "Ma'am, he's not THAT sick!"
This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached ten minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only twenty minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way. The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't stop talking!
Santa and Banta once go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. Mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, Santa catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. Santa turns to Banta and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" Banta says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, 'John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
John says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'