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Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

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Since the army is gradually talking over more and more functions of the police, there is much heartburning in police circles.

A constable who could not take the reduction of his status much longer, got talking to a jawan, "Bhai, I am told that you jawans of the army have to spend many years on the borders before you get leave. Meanwhile, your wives go on bearing children. Is this really true? How do you treat these ready-made children planted on you?"

The jawan replied cooly, "I do not think this is a common occurrence. But when it takes place we enrol these ready-made children, as you call them, into the police."
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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word Definitely in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says... "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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Santa and Banta were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other.
Santa said to Banta, "Please help yourself."
Banta said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish.
After a tense silence, Santa said, "really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!"
Banta replied, "What are you complaining for; you have it, don t you?"
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Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry?
God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them Wife...!!! Your Problem.. !!!

Hubby came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Peeke aye ho kya?
Hubby: Nahi meri maa...
Wife: Phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho???

There are two types of suicide (Fast & Slow):
Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.
Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho.

Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi 'Raakshas' se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.
Awesome reply: Husband: Arrey pagli, Blood Relation me shaadiyan kahan hoti hai... !!!
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