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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it
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'What kind of detective is Banta?'
'Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.'
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Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...,and then sends him into the bathroom.
Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
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A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice.
The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, and go to Vegas."
The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice. The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing happens.
The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, and go to Vegas."
Again the man ignores the voice, though he is very troubled by the event. Every day, day after day
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Phone rings...

Girl: Hello.

Guy: My love how are you doing?

Girl: Am fine.

Guy: Will you be free during the weekend, you come to my house?

Girl: Am sorry, I can't make it because I will be attending my aunt's wedding and the next day I'l be busy, I'm so occupied.

Guy: Oh! Ok, was just planning to take you out for shopping, surprise you with an iPhone5, then buy you a new dress and the brazzilian hair you've been asking for...

Girl: I will be coming and I may even spend the whole weekend there if you want my love.

Guy: What about the wedding?

Girl: Which wedding, I was joking...

Guy: Me too...
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There are four engineers traveling in a car. One is a mechanical engineer, one a chemical engineer, one an electrical engineer and the other one an engineer from Microsoft.

The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again," says the mechanical engineer.

"Well," says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be a grounding problem," says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the Microsoft engineer who has said nothing and say.

They ask him, "What do you think?"

"Well, I think we should close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open the windows again."
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