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Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Har hafte Adobe update nikaalne wale logon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Good morning ko Guuddd Morningggg..!!! Likhne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Good Night bol ke bhi online rehne waalon,tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Price tag ke aagey Only lagane waalon,
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Santa realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from Rs 20 to Rs 2,000."
"Let's see the Rs 20 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around Santa's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" Santa asked.
"For Rs 20 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice.

"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it is not one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."
"That is all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
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A girl come in class wearing new sandals.

A boy comments: Chappal achhi hai.

Girl, gusse mein: Nikalun kya?

Then all the boys: Tumhaari dress toh aur bhi achchi hai......
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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a Safe Driver Award. Congratulations, what do you think you're going to do with the prize money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him, he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat old man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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