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Banta has been admiring his neighbor's wife. The neighbor's wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Banta didn't know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires because she's married. So, one day the lady herself approached Banta alone in his apartment.

Banta: Hi.

Lady: Hi.

Banta: Is everything alright?

Lady: Yes. Just need little help from you (Smiling seductively).

Banta: Wow!
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1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it's just that you called me first.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that
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Pappu blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother, Jeeto, tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something.

He continues. "Pappu!" Jeeto screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."

He stops and eventually she leaves for a short trip to the store. Pappu starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.

Jeeto comes in and while putting away
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A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them.
The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, to which she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn to use our the teeth.
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1. Subaah subaah garam paani milega..... Bartan dhone ke liye.

2. Pyaare pyaare bachche milenge..... Aapko gadha Banaane ke liye.

3. Har roz biwi aapse pyar se nolegi..... Ration laane ke liye.

4. Biwi aapke baahon me baahein daalegi..... Kharcha paani ke liye.

5. Aap gaana gaana shuru kar doge..... Bachchon ko sulaane ke liye.

6. Wo roz taiyaar hokar saamne aayegi..... Shopping jaane ke liye.

7. Aapko bhi whiskey ka mazaa ayegaa..... Kuch der gum bhulaane ke liye.

NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE
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Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....
Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?
Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar, maine aapka namak khaya hai.
Gabbar: Safed namak ya kala namak?
Kaaliya: Safed.
Gabbar: Iodine tha kya usame?
Kaaliya: Haan.
Gabbar: Free flowing hai kya?
Kaaliya: Jee haan...
Gabbar: ISI mark hai kya?
Kaaliya: Haan.
Gabbar: 'Dukan' se liya ya 'Super Market' se ya sarkaari depot se?
Kaaliya: Gaon walo ne diya tha sardaar.
Gabbar: MRP dekha tha kya?
Kaaliya: Haan.
Gabbar: Expiry date bhi dekhi thi kya?
Kaaliya: Haan sardaar..
Gabbar: Tata tha ya Captain Cook?
Kaaliya: Sardar, main Namak Haram hoon... mujhe goli mar do.
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