Software Engineers and Beggars
When 2 beggars meet each other and 2 software engineers meet each other after a long time, the question asked is the same .......
On which platform are u working these days?
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In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.
When 2 beggars meet each other and 2 software engineers meet each other after a long time, the question asked is the same .......
On which platform are u working these days?
सात साधु सात चटाई पर बैठे थे... आश्रम में...
एक आदमी आया और सबसे बड़े साधु से पूछा:
"बाबा, बीवी कंट्रोल नहीं होती क्या करूं...?"
साधु (छोटे साधु से):
"एक चटाई और लगा भाई के लिए..."
Whole life explained in one song!!!!
Age 1 to 15 : Naino me sapna.
Age 15 to 25 : Sapno me Sajna.
Age 25 to 35 : Sajna pe dil aa gaya.
Age 35 to 75 : Kyu Sajna pe dil aa gaya..
धर्म-पिता - मतलब असली पिता नहीं.
धर्म-माता - मतलब असली माता नहीं.
धर्म-पुत्र - मतलब असली पुत्र नहीं.
धर्म-भाई - मतलब असली भाई नहीं.
धर्म-बहिन - मतलब असली बहिन नहीं.
लेकिन
ये जबर्दस्त गलती कैसे हुई?
धर्म-पत्नी - मतलब असली पत्नी.
पता करो शास्त्रों में कहां गलती हुई?
My boss installed WhatsApp and texted me "oye Jokes bhej"
I repied "sir pehle ye batao mera increment kab hoga" ??
Boss replied : "Mast tha !! aur bhej" ...