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A farmer was in town at noon and went intoa a restaurant for a hamburger and french fries.
When he was served, he quietly bowed his head and gave the Lord thanks for his food.
Some rough-looking fellows at the next table saw him and thought they would give him a hard time.
One of them called out, "Hey, Farmer, does everyone do that where you live?"
"No, Son," answered the farmer, "the pigs and donkeys don't."
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A golfer sends his ball into the trees. As he tries to bring the ball back to the fairway, he discovers a gap among the trees. With his wooden club, he tries to hit the ball to the green in his second hit. However, the ball hits a tree, bounces back and lands in the golfer's face. He dies on the spot.
At the heavenly gate, St Peter asks the golfer about his activities back on earth.
When he hears that the man used to play golf, St Peter, with seeming interest, asks, "And were you any good at it?"
"You could say that," the deceased smiles. "I made it here in two strokes."
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The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ... that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "
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There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive - at his in-laws place. He was absolutely positive that his wife was going to present him with a boy and wouldn't hear of anything else.
As his leave balance had gone into the red, he told his father-in-law, "When my son comes, do not call up office and say that I have become a father of a boy. Then I'll have to shell out a lot for parties, etc. Just tell me that the clock has
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The skydiving instructor was going through the question-and-answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question:

If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?

The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered:
The rest of your life.
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It was a poor.....a hungry, thirsty bum. He was looking for food in a garbage can, when suddenly he finds a can of beer. He opens the can and a magic genie comes out.

"You get three wishes, be very careful and don't spoil them."

"OK, OK," and without hesitation he says, "first I want to be white. Second, I want a lot of girls, naked girls, beautiful girls sitting on my face! And third, I want plenty to drink.... lots of water.

Bam, presto...the Magic Genie turned him into.......a toilet!
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