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A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarly old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff. Full of fear, he assessed his situation.

He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he'd plummet to his death. Full of fear, he cries out, "Help me!" But there
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An old married couple is in bed one night about to fall asleep when suddenly the husband farts.
His wife is disgusted and screams at him, "Don't fart!!!"
Husband says, "Shut your mouth." A few minutes later he farts again.
She screams "Please stop farting!!!"
Again he says, "Just shut your mouth."
She is really pissed off and finally she asks him, "How come when I ask you to stop farting, you never listen, you just tell me to shut my mouth???"
"Well" says the husband, "I didn't want to have to tell you, but your breath is what really stinks."
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When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died.

Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman.

She ran towards him, calling his name, "Joe. Darling, Joe"

Joe said, "Hold your horses woman, and don't give me that 'darling' shit. The deal was very clear: 'Until death do us part'."
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Love is holding hands in the street,
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant,
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is watching movie on a sofa,
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children,
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early,
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is losing your appetite,
Marriage is losing your figure.

TV has no place in love,
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws,
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough !"

Conclusion: Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener.
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The story goes that a certain court jester went too far one day and insulted his king. The king became so infuriated that he sentenced the jester to be executed.

His court prayed upon the king to have mercy for this man who had served him well for so many years.

After a time, the king relented only enough to give the jester his "choice" as to how he would like to die.

True to form, the jester replied, "If it's all the same to you my Lord, I'd like to die of old age."
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Since today is 31st December, these some Self-Care Tips for drunkards will be useful....

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure: Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor
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