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As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards the Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering
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Ek Din Khuda Ne Mujhse Kaha: Mat Kar Intezar Uska, Is Janam Mein Uska Milna Mushkil Hai.

Maine Bhi Keh Diya: Lene De Maza Intezar Ka, Agle Janam Mein Toh Mumkin Hai.

Phir Khuda Ne Kaha: Mat Kar Itna Pyar Bahut Pachhtayega.
Muskura Ke Maine Kaha: Dekhte Hain Tu Kitna Mujhe Tadpayega.

Phir Khuda Ne Kaha: Bhool Ja Usko, Chal Tujhe Jannat Ki Apsra Se Milata Hun.
Maine Kaha: Aa Neeche Dekh Mere Pyar Ka Muskurata Chehra, Tujhe Jannat Ki Apsra
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A new soldier, Banta, was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield.
A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.
Banta said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The sergeant, who was driving, motioned to the back seat and said, "Brigadier."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You have to have a sticker on the windshield."
The Brigadier yelled from the back, "Drive on!"
Banta replied, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The Brigadier repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
Banta walked up to the rear window and said, "Sir, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or your driver?"
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Banta, although ordinarily eloquent, had the misfortune of stuttering badly when excited.

Once, when walking with his friend Santa down a crowded city street, he said with great excitement, "L-l-l-l-look at that g-g-g-girl. W-w-w-what a f-f-f-f-f-f-figure!"

"Where? Where?" demanded Santa, equally excited, once Jones had managed to get his message across.

"Too late," said Banta, quite calm. "She walked into a building."

A moment later, he said, "L-l-l-l-look at that c-c-c-car. N-n-n-n- never saw s-s-s-s-s----"

"Where? Where?" demanded Santa again.

"Turned the corner," said Banta briefly.

A few minutes passed and Banta began again, "L-l-l-l-l-look..."

Santa, weary of having everything over before Banta could finish, said, "It's all right. I see, I see..."

There was a brief pause and then Banta said, "If you saw it, why did you step in it?"
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The CEO returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up on Friday.

Everybody, laughed uproariously except on girl.

What's the matter? Grumbled the boss. Haven't you got a sense of humour?

I don't have to laugh, she replied. I'm leaving on Friday.
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60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.
Michigan people sunbathe.
50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Michigan people plant gardens.
40 above - Italian cars won't start.
Michigan people drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Michigan people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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